CÁTIA DOMINGUES

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Uma guerra conial

Mais uma vez se vem provar que o Chega se mantém fiel à sua intenção inicial de dizer o que as pessoas dizem nos cafés. Dizem que o partido não é coerente, mas nisto da conversa de café, desculpem lá, mas não têm razão.

𝙊 𝙢𝙖𝙞𝙨 𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙚 𝙚𝙭𝙚𝙢𝙥𝙡𝙤, 𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙜𝙖-𝙣𝙤𝙨 𝙙𝙤 𝙖𝙩𝙪𝙖𝙡 𝙫𝙞𝙘𝙚-𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙚 𝙙𝙤 𝘾𝙝𝙚𝙜𝙖 𝙚 𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙚́𝙢-𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙞𝙩𝙤 𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙤𝙧 𝙥𝙤𝙧 𝙎𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙚́𝙢, 𝙋𝙚𝙙𝙧𝙤 𝙁𝙧𝙖𝙯𝙖̃𝙤, 𝙦𝙪𝙚 𝙛𝙤𝙞 𝙖̀ 𝘼𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙢𝙗𝙡𝙚𝙞𝙖 𝙙𝙖 𝙍𝙚𝙥𝙪́𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙘𝙖 𝙩𝙞𝙧𝙖𝙧 𝙛𝙤𝙩𝙤𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙛𝙞𝙖𝙨, 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙤 𝙪𝙢 𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙖 𝙨𝙚𝙢𝙥𝙧𝙚 𝙦𝙪𝙚 𝙥𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙖 𝙥𝙤𝙧 𝙨𝙞́𝙢𝙗𝙤𝙡𝙤𝙨 𝙣𝙖𝙘𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙞𝙨. 𝙈𝙖𝙨 𝙣𝙖̃𝙤 𝙪𝙢 𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙖 𝙦𝙪𝙖𝙡𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙧. 𝙊 𝙋𝙚𝙙𝙧𝙤 𝙛𝙚𝙯 𝙪𝙢𝙖 𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙚̂𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙘𝙖 𝙈𝙖𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙋𝙧𝙤𝙚𝙣𝙘̧𝙖𝙙𝙖 (𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙢 𝙣𝙖̃𝙤 𝙨𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙢𝙗𝙧𝙖 𝙙𝙖𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙡𝙖 𝙛𝙖𝙢𝙤𝙨𝙖 𝙘𝙪𝙨𝙥𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙖 𝙣𝙖 𝙛𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙚 𝙙𝙤 𝙈𝙤𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙞𝙧𝙤 𝙙𝙤𝙨 𝙅𝙚𝙧𝙤́𝙣𝙞𝙢𝙤𝙨).

𝙀𝙨𝙩𝙚 𝙢𝙚𝙢𝙗𝙧𝙤 𝙙𝙖 𝙊𝙥𝙪𝙨 𝘿𝙚𝙞 𝙛𝙤𝙞 𝙖𝙩𝙚́ 𝙖̀ 𝘼𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙢𝙗𝙡𝙚𝙞𝙖 𝙙𝙖 𝙍𝙚𝙥𝙪́𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙘𝙖 𝙙𝙚 𝙋𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙪𝙜𝙖𝙡 𝙚, 𝙣𝙖 𝙥𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙖 𝙙𝙤 𝙜𝙖𝙗𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙩𝙚 𝙙𝙖 𝙙𝙚𝙥𝙪𝙩𝙖𝙙𝙖 𝙣𝙖̃𝙤 𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙘𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙖 𝙅𝙤𝙖𝙘𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝙆𝙖𝙩𝙖𝙧 𝙈𝙤𝙧𝙚𝙞𝙧𝙖, 𝙤𝙣𝙙𝙚 𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙫𝙖 𝙪𝙢 𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙤𝙘𝙤𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙢 "𝘿𝙚𝙨𝙘𝙤𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙞𝙯𝙖𝙧", 𝙡𝙚𝙢𝙗𝙧𝙤𝙪-𝙨𝙚 𝙙𝙚 𝙪𝙢𝙖 𝙥𝙞𝙖𝙙𝙖 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙞́𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙢𝙖! 𝙋𝙤̂𝙨 𝙤𝙨 𝙨𝙚𝙪𝙨 𝙙𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙝𝙤𝙨 𝙙𝙚 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙢𝙖 𝙖 𝙩𝙖𝙥𝙖𝙧 𝙤 "𝙡𝙤", 𝙩𝙞𝙧𝙤𝙪 𝙖 𝙛𝙤𝙩𝙤 𝙚 𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙤𝙪 "𝘿𝙚𝙨𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙞𝙯𝙖𝙘̧𝙖̃𝙤!". 𝙉𝙤 𝙛𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙤, 𝙤 𝙋𝙚𝙙𝙧𝙤 𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙖 𝙖 𝘼𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙢𝙗𝙡𝙚𝙞𝙖 𝙙𝙖 𝙍𝙚𝙥𝙪́𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙘𝙖 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙤 𝙨𝙚 𝙛𝙤𝙨𝙨𝙚 𝙖 𝙥𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙖 𝙙𝙚 𝙪𝙢 𝙒𝘾 𝙙𝙚 𝙪𝙢𝙖 𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙘̧𝙖̃𝙤 𝙙𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙫𝙞𝙘̧𝙤 𝙣𝙖 𝘼𝟭. 𝘼𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙘̧𝙖̃𝙤, 𝙚𝙪 𝙣𝙖̃𝙤 𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙝𝙤 𝙣𝙖𝙙𝙖 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙧𝙖 𝙥𝙞𝙖𝙙𝙖𝙨 𝙗𝙧𝙚𝙟𝙚𝙞𝙧𝙖𝙨, 𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙖́𝙨, 𝙣𝙖 𝙩𝙖𝙨𝙘𝙖 𝙙𝙤𝙨 𝙢𝙚𝙪𝙨 𝙥𝙖𝙞𝙨 𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙘𝙞 𝙖 𝙤𝙪𝙫𝙞-𝙡𝙖𝙨. 𝘼𝙜𝙤𝙧𝙖, 𝙨𝙚 𝙚𝙧𝙖 𝙘𝙖𝙥𝙖𝙯 𝙙𝙚 𝙙𝙖𝙧 𝙤 𝙢𝙚𝙪 𝙫𝙤𝙩𝙤 𝙖𝙤 𝙏𝙤𝙯𝙚́ 𝙙𝙖𝙨 𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙙𝙚𝙞𝙧𝙖𝙨 𝙥𝙤𝙧𝙦𝙪𝙚 𝙖𝙘𝙝𝙤 𝙦𝙪𝙚 𝙙𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙖 𝙪𝙢 𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙞́𝙩𝙞𝙘𝙤 𝙙𝙚 𝙚𝙭𝙘𝙚𝙡𝙚̂𝙣𝙘𝙞𝙖? 𝘿𝙞𝙛𝙞𝙘𝙞𝙡𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙚.

𝙀𝙨𝙩𝙚 𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙫𝙖𝙙𝙤 𝙢𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙤 𝙛𝙤𝙞 𝙚𝙨𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙩𝙖𝙙𝙤 𝙥𝙤𝙧 𝙪𝙢 𝙩𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩 𝙙𝙖 𝙙𝙚𝙥𝙪𝙩𝙖𝙙𝙖 𝙖 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙜𝙞𝙧 𝙖̀ 𝙫𝙤𝙩𝙖𝙘̧𝙖̃𝙤 𝙙𝙤 𝙊𝙧𝙘̧𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙤 𝙙𝙤 𝙀𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙙𝙤 𝙘𝙤𝙢 "𝙊𝙀 𝙘𝙝𝙪𝙢𝙗𝙖𝙙𝙤. 𝙀𝙨𝙩𝙖 𝙚𝙨𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙧𝙙𝙖 𝙣𝙖̃𝙤 𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙫𝙚 𝙖 𝙚𝙨𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙧𝙙𝙖". 𝘿𝙞𝙧-𝙨𝙚-𝙞𝙖 𝙦𝙪𝙚 𝙨𝙚 𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙚 𝙪𝙢𝙖 𝙙𝙚𝙘𝙡𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙘̧𝙖̃𝙤 𝙗𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙚 𝙣𝙤𝙧𝙢𝙖𝙡 𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙖 𝙖 𝙢𝙖𝙞𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙖 𝙙𝙖𝙨 𝙥𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙤𝙖𝙨, 𝙢𝙖𝙨 𝙣𝙖̃𝙤 𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙖 𝙋𝙚𝙙𝙧𝙤, 𝙦𝙪𝙚 𝙖𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙪 𝙦𝙪𝙚 𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙝𝙖 𝙖 𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙩𝙖 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙛𝙚𝙞𝙩𝙖. 𝙋𝙚𝙜𝙤𝙪 𝙣𝙖 𝙩𝙖𝙡 𝙛𝙤𝙩𝙤 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙞́𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙢𝙖 𝙦𝙪𝙚 𝙩𝙞𝙧𝙤𝙪 𝙚 𝙖𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙥𝙖𝙣𝙝𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙤𝙢 𝙪𝙢 𝙩𝙚𝙭𝙩𝙤 𝙦𝙪𝙚 𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙞𝙥𝙞𝙖𝙫𝙖 𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙢: "𝙎𝙚𝙣𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙖 𝘿𝙚𝙥𝙪𝙩𝙖𝙙𝙖, 𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙚-𝙨𝙚 𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙖 𝙙𝙚𝙨𝙘𝙤**𝙣𝙞𝙯𝙖𝙧 𝙖 𝘼𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙢𝙗𝙡𝙚𝙞𝙖 𝙙𝙖 𝙍𝙚𝙥𝙪́𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙘𝙖!" 𝙀́ 𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙖́𝙫𝙚𝙡 𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙦𝙪𝙚 𝙤 𝙫𝙖𝙡𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙚 𝙋𝙚𝙙𝙧𝙤 𝙁𝙧𝙖𝙯𝙖̃𝙤 𝙨𝙚 𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙤𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙥𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙤𝙢 𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙘𝙤𝙯𝙞𝙣𝙝𝙤𝙨, 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙤 𝙨𝙚 𝙤 𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙚 𝙣𝙖 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙛𝙪𝙧𝙙𝙖 𝙦𝙪𝙚 𝙛𝙤𝙞, 𝙛𝙤𝙨𝙨𝙚 𝙖 𝙥𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙫𝙧𝙖 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡. 𝘼𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙘𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙖 "𝙎𝙚 𝙖 𝙥𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙖 𝙛𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙧 𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙙𝙖 𝙥𝙚𝙡𝙤 𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙤𝙘𝙤𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙚 𝙚𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙤 𝙦𝙪𝙚 𝙡𝙝𝙚 𝙚𝙣𝙫𝙞𝙚𝙢 𝙖 𝙛𝙖𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙖 𝙙𝙤 𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙟𝙤". 𝙀́ 𝙚𝙣𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙘̧𝙖𝙙𝙤 𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙦𝙪𝙚 𝙤 𝙫𝙞𝙘𝙚-𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙚 𝙙𝙤 𝘾𝙝𝙚𝙜𝙖, 𝙦𝙪𝙚 𝙣𝙚𝙢 𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙤 𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙧 𝙩𝙚𝙢, 𝙖𝙜𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙤 𝙨𝙚 𝙛𝙤𝙨𝙨𝙚 𝙤 𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙤 𝙙𝙖 𝙘𝙖𝙨𝙖 𝙙𝙖 𝙙𝙚𝙢𝙤𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙞𝙖: "𝘼𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙘̧𝙖̃𝙤, 𝙨𝙚 𝙚𝙪 𝙫𝙞𝙧 𝙪𝙢𝙖 𝙛𝙞𝙩𝙖-𝙘𝙤𝙡𝙖 𝙣𝙖 𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙙𝙚 𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙖 𝙘𝙤𝙡𝙖𝙧 𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨, 𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙝𝙖𝙢 𝙥𝙖𝙘𝙞𝙚̂𝙣𝙘𝙞𝙖 𝙢𝙖𝙨 𝙛𝙞𝙘𝙖 𝙘𝙖́ 𝙤 𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧𝙤 𝙙𝙖 𝙘𝙖𝙪𝙘̧𝙖̃𝙤". 𝙀 𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙖 𝙘𝙤𝙢 𝙪𝙢 "𝘾𝙞𝙖𝙪, 𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙙𝙖!" 𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙢 𝙪𝙢𝙖 𝙖𝙡𝙪𝙨𝙖̃𝙤 𝙖̀ 𝙚𝙭𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙖̃𝙤 𝙫𝙤𝙡𝙩𝙖 𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙖 𝙖 𝙩𝙪𝙖 𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙧𝙖 𝙢𝙖𝙨 𝙘𝙤𝙢 𝙖𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙨 𝙙𝙚𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙝𝙤𝙨 𝙙𝙚 𝙪𝙢 𝙙𝙚𝙙𝙤 𝙖 𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙧 𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙖 𝙪𝙢 𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙖̃𝙤, 𝙤 𝙦𝙪𝙚, 𝙨𝙚 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙢𝙤𝙨 𝙖 𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙗𝙚𝙢, 𝙖𝙩𝙚́ 𝙛𝙖𝙯 𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙙𝙤 𝙤 𝙋𝙚𝙙𝙧𝙤 𝙚𝙭𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙖𝙧-𝙨𝙚 𝙢𝙚𝙡𝙝𝙤𝙧 𝙚𝙢 𝙥𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙖 𝙧𝙪𝙥𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙚. 

𝙋𝙤𝙧 𝙨𝙚𝙪 𝙡𝙖𝙙𝙤, 𝙖 𝙙𝙚𝙥𝙪𝙩𝙖𝙙𝙖 𝙟𝙖́ 𝙢𝙤𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙪 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙘̧𝙖̃𝙤 𝙙𝙚 𝙛𝙖𝙯𝙚𝙧 𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙞𝙭𝙖 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙢𝙖𝙡 𝙙𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙖 𝙨𝙞𝙩𝙪𝙖𝙘̧𝙖̃𝙤 𝙗𝙖𝙨𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙤 𝙣𝙤 𝙦𝙪𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙖 "𝙪𝙢𝙖 𝙞𝙢𝙖𝙜𝙚𝙢 𝙦𝙪𝙚 𝙚́ 𝙖𝙗𝙨𝙤𝙡𝙪𝙩𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙚 𝙧𝙚𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙫𝙖 𝙙𝙚 𝙪𝙢 𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙞𝙙𝙤 𝙦𝙪𝙚 𝙚́ 𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙖 𝙚, 𝙖𝙤 𝙢𝙚𝙨𝙢𝙤 𝙩𝙚𝙢𝙥𝙤, 𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙤́𝙜𝙞𝙣𝙤 𝙚 𝙝𝙤𝙢𝙤𝙛𝙤́𝙗𝙞𝙘𝙤". 𝙅𝙤𝙖𝙘𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝙖𝙦𝙪𝙞 𝙖 𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙥𝙤𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝙖̀ 𝙥𝙞𝙖𝙙𝙖 𝙘𝙤𝙢 𝙤𝙪𝙩𝙧𝙖 𝙥𝙞𝙖𝙙𝙖, 𝙥𝙤𝙞𝙨 𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙖 𝙪𝙢 𝙢𝙪𝙡𝙩𝙞𝙩𝙖𝙨𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙙𝙖 𝙜𝙧𝙪𝙣𝙝𝙞𝙘𝙚. 𝙀 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙤 𝙙𝙞𝙯 𝙤 𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙤́𝙩𝙞𝙥𝙤, 𝙨𝙤́ 𝙖𝙨 𝙢𝙪𝙡𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙨 𝙤 𝙨𝙖𝙗𝙚𝙢 𝙛𝙖𝙯𝙚𝙧, 𝙡𝙤𝙜𝙤 𝙥𝙤𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙖́ 𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧 𝙚𝙢 𝙘𝙪𝙧𝙨𝙤 𝙪𝙢𝙖 𝙘𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙖 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙞𝙯𝙖𝙘̧𝙖̃𝙤 𝙙𝙤 𝘾𝙝𝙚𝙜𝙖. 𝙃𝙚𝙝𝙚𝙝𝙚. 𝘼𝙜𝙪𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙖-𝙩𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙢 𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙖, 𝙤́ 𝙁𝙧𝙖𝙯𝙖̃𝙤. 𝘽𝙤𝙢, 𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙫𝙚𝙯 𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙚𝙟𝙖 𝙪𝙢 𝙛𝙖𝙧 𝙛𝙚𝙩𝙘𝙝 𝙚 𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙨𝙖 𝙣𝙖̃𝙤 𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙤 𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙖 𝙖 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙘̧𝙖̃𝙤 𝙙𝙖 𝙙𝙚𝙥𝙪𝙩𝙖𝙙𝙖, 𝙢𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙖𝙢𝙗𝙚́𝙢 𝙚́ 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙤 𝙖𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙧 𝙦𝙪𝙚 𝙨𝙞𝙢. 

𝘼 𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙙𝙖𝙙𝙚 𝙚́ 𝙦𝙪𝙚 𝙖 𝙧𝙚𝙡𝙖𝙘̧𝙖̃𝙤 𝙙𝙤𝙨 𝙧𝙚𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙨 𝙙𝙤 𝘾𝙝𝙚𝙜𝙖 𝙘𝙤𝙢 𝙖𝙨 𝙧𝙚𝙙𝙚𝙨 𝙨𝙤𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙞𝙨 𝙚́ 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙥𝙡𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙙𝙖 𝙚 𝙣𝙖̃𝙤 𝙚́ 𝙙𝙚 𝙝𝙤𝙟𝙚. 𝙊 𝙥𝙧𝙤́𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙤 𝙡𝙞́𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝙙𝙤 𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙞𝙙𝙤 𝙟𝙖́ 𝙛𝙤𝙞 𝙗𝙡𝙤𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙤 𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙨 𝙦𝙪𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙨 𝙫𝙚𝙯𝙚𝙨 𝙥𝙤𝙧 𝙞𝙧 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙧𝙖 𝙖𝙨 𝙧𝙚𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙨 𝙙𝙖𝙨 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙖𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙢𝙖𝙨 𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙙𝙤 𝙖 𝙥𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙘̧𝙤̃𝙚𝙨 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙤 "𝙨𝙚 𝙚́ 𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙢 𝙦𝙪𝙚 𝙫𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙖 𝙄𝙄𝙄 𝙍𝙚𝙥𝙪́𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙘𝙖, 𝙚𝙪 𝙩𝙖𝙢𝙗𝙚́𝙢 𝙖𝙘𝙝𝙤 𝙦𝙪𝙚 𝙀𝙙𝙪𝙖𝙧𝙙𝙤 𝘾𝙖𝙗𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙖 𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙖 𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙙𝙚𝙘𝙖𝙥𝙞𝙩𝙖𝙙𝙤!", 𝙤𝙪 "𝙐𝙢 𝙡𝙞́𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙚 𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙖𝙧 𝙗𝙚𝙢 𝙖𝙨 𝙥𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙫𝙧𝙖𝙨, 𝙢𝙖𝙨 𝙖𝙡𝙜𝙪𝙣𝙨 𝙙𝙤𝙨 𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙞𝙖́𝙧𝙞𝙤𝙨, 𝙚𝙢 𝙫𝙚𝙯 𝙙𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙢 𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙖𝙙𝙤𝙨 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙤 𝙘𝙤𝙞𝙩𝙖𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙝𝙤𝙨, 𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙖𝙢 𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙧𝙖𝙙𝙤𝙨 𝙖̀𝙨 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙢𝙖𝙨. 𝙏𝙖𝙡𝙫𝙚𝙯 𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙢 𝙨𝙚 𝙥𝙪𝙧𝙞𝙛𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙢". 𝙐𝙢𝙖 𝙙𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙨 𝙖𝙛𝙞𝙧𝙢𝙖𝙘̧𝙤̃𝙚𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙞 𝙚𝙨𝙘𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙖 𝙥𝙤𝙧 𝙪𝙢 𝙩𝙞𝙥𝙤 𝙙𝙤 𝘿𝙖𝙚𝙨𝙝. 𝘼𝙙𝙞𝙫𝙞𝙣𝙝𝙚𝙢 𝙦𝙪𝙖𝙡. 𝙉𝙖̃𝙤... 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙢 𝙖𝙨 𝙙𝙪𝙖𝙨 𝙙𝙚 𝘼𝙣𝙙𝙧𝙚́ 𝙑𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙖, 𝙚𝙢𝙗𝙤𝙧𝙖 𝙚𝙪 𝙨𝙖𝙞𝙗𝙖 𝙦𝙪𝙚 𝙛𝙤𝙞 𝙖 𝙙𝙤 𝘾𝙖𝙗𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙖 𝙖 𝙦𝙪𝙚 𝙫𝙤𝙨 𝙙𝙚𝙞𝙭𝙤𝙪 𝙣𝙖 𝙙𝙪́𝙫𝙞𝙙𝙖.

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𝙈𝙖𝙨 𝙋𝙚𝙙𝙧𝙤 𝙁𝙧𝙖𝙯𝙖̃𝙤 𝙥𝙤𝙙𝙚 𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙘𝙧𝙞𝙖𝙙𝙤 𝙖𝙦𝙪𝙞 𝙪𝙢𝙖 𝙣𝙤𝙫𝙖 𝙖́𝙧𝙚𝙖 𝙙𝙚 𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙪𝙙𝙤 𝙙𝙖 𝙨𝙤𝙘𝙞𝙤𝙡𝙤𝙜𝙞𝙖: 𝙤 𝙙𝙚𝙨𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙞𝙯𝙖𝙧. 𝙎𝙚 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙢𝙤𝙨 𝙖 𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙗𝙚𝙢, 𝙨𝙖̃𝙤 𝙢𝙪𝙞𝙩𝙤𝙨 𝙤𝙨 𝙢𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙤𝙨 𝙙𝙖 𝙃𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙤́𝙧𝙞𝙖 𝙚𝙢 𝙦𝙪𝙚 𝙨𝙚 𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙚 𝙖𝙤 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙘𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙤 𝙙𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙨𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙞𝙯𝙖𝙘̧𝙖̃𝙤. 𝙋𝙤𝙧 𝙚𝙭𝙚𝙢𝙥𝙡𝙤, 𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙖 𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙤, 𝙤𝙨 𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙗𝙖̃𝙨 𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙜𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙢 𝙖 𝘾𝙖𝙗𝙪𝙡 𝙚 𝙖 𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙢𝙚𝙞𝙧𝙖 𝙘𝙤𝙞𝙨𝙖 𝙦𝙪𝙚 𝙙𝙞𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙢 𝙛𝙤𝙞 "𝙎𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙖𝙢 𝘼𝙡𝙚𝙞𝙠𝙪𝙢. 𝘽𝙤𝙢 𝙢𝙖𝙡𝙩𝙖, 𝙫𝙖𝙢𝙤𝙨 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙘̧𝙖𝙧 𝙖 𝙙𝙚𝙨𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙞𝙯𝙖𝙧! 𝘿𝙚𝙨𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙞𝙯𝙖𝙘̧𝙖̃𝙤 𝙣𝙤 𝙜𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙣𝙤, 𝙙𝙚𝙨𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙞𝙯𝙖𝙘̧𝙖̃𝙤 𝙣𝙖𝙨 𝙚𝙨𝙘𝙤𝙡𝙖𝙨...".

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